Showing posts with label oops. Show all posts
Showing posts with label oops. Show all posts

Monday, May 18, 2009

Sugar High


I'm proud to say I got kicked out of a bar on Friday night. It was called Sugar, it was cool, but not as cool as us getting tossed out. We had the top area to ourselves, they were playing fun music. We got some Aretha Franklin, some James Brown, then we got ourselves some ABBA and all hell broke loose. Glasses started falling, then we started throwing the glasses, and pretending we were Greek. Then we got escorted out by 6 people. It was cool, we were trying figure out the next place to go. (pizza). So, yay Sugar!

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Los Angeles Lackers


Well this was awesome. The local Argentine ESPN mispelled Lakers to Lackers. Seeing as how pathetic the Lakers played, it's almost appropriate. I found my way to El Alamo bar. I was a little nervous, thinking I was walking into some lame Hooters type bar... but this was during the day and way mellow. I got a stool at the bar, sat next to a Houston Rocket fan, while a Boston Celtic fan served me some Stella. And then we lost. FML.

Before heading off to the game, I come home and my Frenchie neighbor, Soy, was like do you live on the 3rd floor? I said ya (aka I live 2 doors down from her, and we never knew this). She's all, it's totally flooded. So wow, the panic kicked in really fast. Turns out, my direct neighbor had a broken pipe, and it was a HOT WATER pipe! The dog was barking, the floor was 2 inches in water, and somehow, none of it seeped into my apartment. I am so lucky. The guy finally came home, opened the door, and it was like a hot steamy sauna in there. Water everywhere. He also has a way nicer apartment then me. I offered him my squeegie, I felt bad. Then I awkwardly had to find a way to leave so I could go watch the game. Am I a bad neighbor?

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Oops


What I meant to say: We're here at the gas station ready to get picked up. We're 2 blondes and 1 guy.

What I really said: We're here at the gas station, ready to get fu@%ed. We're 2 blondes and 1 guy.

True story. I've been warned about using this word before, but I thought that was only the rule in Spain. Apparently, it's also the rule in Argentina. Coger does not equal arreglar. Bueno.

Also, in Patagonia, in the rain, I definitely said I wish I could wrap myself in a hot dog. I mean, that's not such a bad thing, sounds nice actually. But "Pancho" is hot dog, and "Poncho" is ... poncho.